@johnmyleswhite @ethanwhite He’d make a fantastic coauthor. Can’t wait for him to make every reviewer cry and regret all their life choices.
There really is zero incentive to be a team player in academia.
@eperlste Especially since you’ll need folks to start soon, not defer by 1 year. Most PIs will put their needs ahead of a students’ career.
@eperlste Email directly.
BoredElonMusk We all live in a perpetual Rube Goldberg machine. Constantly one stray domino away from the whole thing falling apart.