@jenniferlin15 worst picture ever.
@hspter You don’t have to explain the sadness. I’d feel the same.
@hspter Square is nice like that. Open a tab on your phone and just pay with your name.
@kara_woo Hey @ethanwhite, is your car getting towed? Look outside. Grabs nice scotch and runs #otherpeoplesdrinks
@hspter New me:
“How I know this person is not really important to the story right now"
@hspter old me:
“Twitt…but I’ve known this person for many years! It’s not like some random…”
@hspter I did that a lot. These days I anticipate ahead and just skip some details.
@hspter I've tried. Makes me sound crazier than usual.