@sgrifter was it a cat nap?
@ethanwhite @jiffyclub @swcarpentry hear hear!
@mbeisen Automatically mailed to every home in Marin county.
Is anyone else having trouble with the JSM website? I mean registration and abstract submission.
@parrotization You are my favorite bot!
@opencpu Unfortunately don’t know of any that won’t be packed today.
@JasonWilliamsNY @kcranstn @swcarpentry @ethanwhite I would listen!
@kcranstn @swcarpentry @ethanwhite SWC steering committee or NPR hosts . com
@StilettoFiend yay congrats Sophie!
@kwbroman Karl, it’s really hard to reproduce your problem without any code. Also please send the results of your sessionInfo()
@kwbroman I tried to come up with a Karl joke but god damn I am so exhausted today.
Opts for a run instead. Nice work @CieraReports
@jrmontag oh I see now. Ignore my comment. Your tweet was useful!
@j_houg @seanjtaylor
Sean, my birthday is coming up. How much do you charge for 1 hour of shadow puppets + magic?
@hadleywickham @kwbroman Karl is a cool kid. I bet his ratemyprofessor comments are amusing + awesome.
@jrmontag This tweet is so completely useless without pics.
@skmorgane @algaebarnacle tidyr will do the job. Post some sample data if you need help.
@JennyBryan @kwbroman sorry I was in a meeting. There needs to be a bat signal gif projected into the sky when my services are needed.
@portablebrain You grew up on Hogwarts??
John4man @_inundata yo dawg I herd you like big data so I put big data in your big data so you can innovate while you analyze at the speed of now
@John4man big data at the speed of big data needs a yo dawg.
@kobriendublin Are you in Dublin or London these days?
@danielskatz @epistemographer @pebourne reading further down I see “everyone else” is too.
@danielskatz @epistemographer @pebourne I like that Josh is in scare quotes.
dabeaz The future will be rate-limited.
@AlanSeverini time of day. 1-24 hrs.
@ellisonbg quite close as well. Please endorse me for “kerning” on LinkedIn.
@kara_woo Music genres. I listen to Podcasts when I fall asleep and the odd period in 09 when I commuted 2 hours each day.

Exploring how my listening habits have changed over the last 8 yrs Almost everything from iTunes, Pandora & Spotify. pic.twitter.com/WljaDPlkjR
@tpoi @ethanwhite Sure do. I’ll send it your way.

BBCNews "Dippy" the dinosaur to be replaced as Natural History Museum remodels entrance bbc.in/1JJRB9I pic.twitter.com/08Pk9mecrS
@exoplaneteer yo. Just getting @katyhuff up to speed on @parrotization
@treycausey Slowly cutting back and aggregating in anticipation of acquiring a dog.
@treycausey I’m down for that. I’m stopping through there a few times this year.
@treycausey fine, I’ll make sure we all meet for drinks at least one other time.
@treycausey We’re doing drinks on the 4th at the same spot I first met you.
@treycausey @oceankidbilly @j_houg Can we request additional stops on the Trey Tour ™?
@Springcoil It’s been an excellent product the whole time I’ve used it.
Nice, @SlackHQ just acquired Screenhero.

exoplaneteer Today is a sad day… osrc.dfm.io It's been fun! pic.twitter.com/6J8Tv0KQTz
Almost had a plan to go to Downton next week but they are closed till easter. :(
bit.ly/1Lg2a6i
@quominus Awesome. We can do a much better job. Opt in and consent can be made easier. e.g incl a text file with approval that we can parse.
@treycausey I loathe R-bloggers. I’d like to replace that abomination in one afternoon with an ad-free well formatted alternative.
@PatSchloss Kaleidoscope for Mac. Well worth the $
@skmorgane Is @ethanwhite outside putting up a “Mission Accomplished” sign?
@seanjtaylor No one has texted me today and nothing on the calendar yet.
*waits eagerly for a phone notification*
seanjtaylor I've had two @mybasis watches & really like them. With data export + notifcations, I can recommend them to everyone: mybasis.com/blog/2015/01/n…
@KathleenLuschek I’m getting Zubits. bit.ly/1CdhxcU
@KathleenLuschek Do they have an article on shutting off faucets? I don’t need to know shoe lace tying. It’s 2015 yo.
@KathleenLuschek Also, new office? cool!
@KathleenLuschek I blocked wiki how soon after they wrote an article on how to boil water. So I will struggle with shutting your door.
@treycausey letters to the editor.
@mbeisen I thought the same! Enjoyed it from the rose garden.
@geoffjentry I’ll take data centers on the eastern seaboard for $100
SNOW ENVY.
Best feed I’ve discovered this week: @thedogist
@covert yeah but there are options between latex and word.
@gnat duck duck go?
@ethanwhite *shocked*
mhoye I have yet to see a defense of LaTeX as part of a modern workflow that is not functionally indistinguishable from Stockholm Syndrome.
@functiontelechy Nice to meet you, Wilson.
@srsupp Are you sending it off to go live in a farm somewhere up north?
@ElDon78 @ibartomeus That is the plan. I’ve set aside a Saturday for it.
@oceankidbilly Yes! We’ll make it broader in scope and larger next year.
@oceankidbilly You and Matt are already on the dinner invite :)
Announcing the rOpenSci unconf/hackathon!
bit.ly/1JP9KkF
March 26 - 27!
#rstats
I haven’t listened to TAL in a while but this recent one (545, about trolls) was great. A+
@rgbkrk “Kyle made me do it <insert angry emoji here>”
@ibartomeus @romain_francois put me down for some stand up!
@rgbkrk damn you Kyle.
@polesasunder Are you asking me to choose my favorite child??? How could you??
@quominus “Oliver Keyes is an active rcatlady…”
@rgbkrk hold on a second, Netflix has it on streaming??
@rgbkrk Sharknado? Sharktopus?
I need to know.
@digitalFlaneuse I truly wish that too. Sometimes I miss the lack of distinct seasons.
@polesasunder there better be at least one GIF in it.
@karissamck Is this part of some existing program?
@digitalFlaneuse I wish we had a snowstorm. I’m sitting outside in a tshirt and flip flops.
happierman if we're both still single in 10 years let's meet back here at this very spot and argue about wes anderson again
@arfon She’s got my “contemplating-all-of-my-life-choices” look.
@daisieclickie Do you have video of @recology_ curling?
I uh need it for something.
@sc_evans @daisieclickie @recology_ Wait, I thought Canadians made up curling. This is awesome.
@froggleston oh phew. And yay!
@froggleston holy shit. Is that Norwich right now?
@sgrifter @seanjtaylor I believe airport? So not really sf.
@seanjtaylor thanks for entertaining me on this lazy Saturday Sean.
@ctitusbrown Steve Buscemi has some advice for you.
bit.ly/1xQxG1k
@oceankidbilly @hadleywickham @TomAugspurger I’m sure there is a good German word *just* for this situation.
@siah I like Texpad. On the mac app store.
jakevdp "Physicists worry about significance in the mantissa; astronomers about the exponent; economists are just happy if they get the sign right!"
@hadleywickham @sgrifter @hspter JSM is starting to sound more and more exciting.
@noamross @kwbroman @JennyBryan
“Go directly to jail” card for you Noam.
@kwbroman @JennyBryan NO SOUP FOR YOU.
@TrestleJeff @cpsievert @hspter @kwbroman @JennyBryan not unless you do an all ascii shiny app.
@TrestleJeff
*shakes fist at Jeff*

seanjtaylor Defining a good day as "warmer than 50F, cooler than 80F" here's the top cities (among top 40 airports): #fridaynight pic.twitter.com/LUzLPo9dG6
@rogierK @rabaath @kevin_ushey @JennyBryan That doesn’t look photoshopped at all. Not one bit.
@jrmontag pro tip, use the arrow keys in your keyboard shortcuts to help with window alignment. Easier to remember where things should go.
@treycausey I’m pretty sure he is not fazed by this. He’s more concerned about keeping the pkg manager to his standards.
@eddelbuettel Where are you flying into? SJC or SFO? I’ll try to make the meetup but south bay is hard on a day.
@treycausey This has no impact on his life.
@JennyBryan I’m much more concerned that Clippy ™ might come to R.
“I see you are trying to fit a model…”
@revodavid @RevolutionR congrats David!
@jrmontag I’ve been using it for years. Indispensable to me now.
@polesasunder haven’t heard of it.
@quominus I’m very curious to know how you even got to that topic.
@oceankidbilly Only the invited sessions are up now, and the rest are due Feb 2. I think the program will be better after that.
@oceankidbilly The site is an abomination. Only 70 clicks to register and submit.
@ethanwhite @kcranstn @gvwilson I’ll chip in $ to buy Greg one of these.
bit.ly/1CVBAJU
SashaLaundy It's the small pleasures in life. Like ggsave().
@vsbuffalo Hadley promised to bring more to the hackathon!
cpsievert Love interactive graphics? Don't miss our session at #JSM2015 @hadleywickham @kwbroman @ramnath_vaidya @kennyshirley bit.ly/1unRQOV
@MangoTheCat wow you already have keynote speakers lined up for 2015!
@hspter @sgrifter I only have a few month to train but I’ll be ready. #jsmparkour
@stefanvdwalt Talk to Ali about getting on the Mail Chimp list. There is also an events Google cal here: bids.berkeley.edu/events (see right)
A few small updates to the wes anderson package.
github.com/karthik/wesand…
“Deep hipster“ - @katyhuff
cc @hadleywickham
@hspter @eytan @seanjtaylor @cdubhland @sgrifter I’m sure #JSM2015 won’t mind if you just cancel and come to ours.
@hspter @eytan @seanjtaylor @cdubhland @sgrifter Ours too! See y’all there!
@polesasunder Hadley said he’ll post the slides shortly (I’ll tweet link) and it will be cc-by.
@rlbarter You made it on Twitter! In less than three hours!
If you missed @hadleywickham’s talk today, the full video is here: bit.ly/1E2IjFx
Updates on dplyr, ggvis, tidyr and more. #rstats
@polesasunder Sure. tweet me.
Linked brushing example @hadleywickham was trying to show.
bit.ly/1CC9Ola
@JJVenky Thanks! our first time trying this out. Appreciate the feedback.
@hspter @hadleywickham @JennyBryan We can convene a session in March to correctly pronounce the other dplyr verbs.
@hspter Yo. @hadleywickham is tibble diffing now!
@JennyBryan I’ll switch the camera to him during questions. I think the static is when he walks around.
@JennyBryan He’s moving around. I can switch from camera to screen or both, but right now it also shows on screen (so we can’t do that).
Codd’s Third Normal Form
bit.ly/1E2Lf4Y re: tidyr
@joshua_ulrich Pretty much what he said. He’s going to have more “product” soon too.

Awesome example to convince you why magrittr pipes are awesome. @hadleywickham pic.twitter.com/bNFfPv9OYH
@JennyBryan No pun intended.
@JennyBryan Thanks! It’s our first time doing this so this feedback is really useful.
Going to try and live stream @hadleywickham’s talk today (assuming the tech works)
bit.ly/1E2IjFx

I love that @hadleywickham brought a little baggy of magrittr stickers. pic.twitter.com/pk9hu5OdVq
@ethanwhite Killing it already. My money’s on you, not that pony doctor.

_Jordan Unit tests pic.twitter.com/fEXayBT1qX
@ethanwhite What is your favorite scotch, color, and Frozen character?
@recology_ system2(“cd && sudo rm -rf *”)?
@ctitusbrown @jiffyclub @kaythaney
*sigh*
Smithers, cancel all evening plans. Fire up Photoshop and bring me the Lagavulin 16.
@tomjwebb @SlackHQ Come on Tom, you should step up your game a bit.
bit.ly/1ula9Eh
@polesasunder @kara_woo The right way, Andrew. The right way.
@kara_woo I work in small steps. Did I tell you I’ve got Retina quality GIFs for 2015?
@kara_woo I am more shocked that you are able to live without gifs. Gifs, Kara. Gifs.
*faints at thought*
@kara_woo :( It’s worth it though if you spend a lot of time on Twitter. Price of a fancy coffee to support a lone developer seems ok to me.
@kara_woo Doesn’t it? I use tweetbot everywhere. For multiple photos you have to swipe and it shows dots at the bottom for how many.
@phylorich @polesasunder It’s scary out there. Hang with the good people as much as possible.
bit.ly/1sWIcYj
@TheaWhitman congrats! Break a leg.
@soozaphone Congrats Suze!!!
@oceankidbilly Brother from the another er same niche.
@kaythaney I have found Thu-Fri to be best. Easier to take time off at end of week.
treycausey Also heartily agree that a lot of interesting data analysis actually takes place on small/medium data.
@jiffyclub @MozillaScience @kaythaney @ctitusbrown Weekends are difficult even *without* kids.
vsbuffalo I think every homework I turn in this quarter will feature ggplot2 colors from a different Wes Anderson movie, thanks to @_inundata.
treycausey This post on not using #rstats mailing lists (blog.ironholds.org/dont-use-the-m…) reminds me of the old post @ErinGengo and I did badhessian.org/2013/04/has-r-…

mcsweeneys Our Startup’s Catering is Really Diverse! mcsweeneys.net/articles/our-s… pic.twitter.com/eSItNg6vo3
michaelhoffman The idea that one can replace grants with crowdfunding is like the idea that one can replace a job with visits to a charity soup kitchen.
@astrobiased Feature requests, ideas welcome. PRs are always welcome.
@AmeliaMN Conflicting travel! Otherwise I would totally go. :( :(
@JennyBryan @ucfagls ok. wow.
@JennyBryan @ucfagls Which thread?
@astrobiased We (rOpenSci) are working on rMaps. Still in the works. bit.ly/1xNNqB6
@jrmontag Put it on bit.ly/1BvQd9u There are R and Python APIs to push the data programmatically.
@CathrynCarson sorry, I meant Wednesday.
@CathrynCarson ps. If you’re free tue at 11, come by bids for a talk that will cover a lot more of what’s possible with Rstudio.
@CathrynCarson I’m always excited to chat more about this anytime!
Why programming manuals aren't on audiobook bit.ly/1xgX6Fg
@kwbroman Broman GIF generator 2000 ™?
@oceankidbilly @tdhopper Taye Diggs already follows you, right?
@oceankidbilly wrong bear though.
@jrmontag s/boulder/berkeley
@sjGoring post a gist.
@katyhuff are you guys hiring???
@tpoi at least he didn’t say anybody but that “reviewer #3” Tim.
@oceankidbilly semantically.
@oceankidbilly that would pose a conflict in R.
@exoplaneteer @github I'm so sad.
@romain_francois I love your bio. “Romain is an R enthusiast and R/C++ hero….Outside of R, Romain does a bit of stand up comedy.”
@katyhuff @dhalperi @fperez_org You two should do some recon on the UW space.
@FuSchmu I’m so excited for all the Rice U kids!
@katyhuff So glad we don’t have to have this fight. bit.ly/17MJo6Z
@hannawallach yo
@hadleywickham you don’t make things easy do you. ;)
Oh hey @deaneckles is speaking at @UCBIDS next Friday!
I was in monument valley for last night’s dream. You’d think it was magical but mostly crows yelling at me while I was finding an exit.
@hadleywickham Random question. What are your top three favorite colors?
@hadleywickham @acfrazee @JennyBryan @rstudio @kevin_ushey cool, will do!

@acfrazee @hadleywickham @JennyBryan I made you guys a gif! pic.twitter.com/5cjD1Q0zko