@quominus @kevin_ushey @recology_ @kara_woo Try saying that on air.
@quominus @kevin_ushey @recology_ @kara_woo
“lists & data frames. The ____ brothers.”
@David_Dobbs And always ahead of airlines on gate changes!
@recology_ Here’s the thing - wnyc, wiretap (CBC)
@jrmontag Same, I use my doxie occasionally but scannable is so much faster.
@naupakaz Bookends page looks so 1990s shareware.
@karissamck oh wait, I get it now!!
@jrmontag @oceankidbilly +1 They also have the most amazing OCR app for iOS (Scannable). I do all my receipts this way.
@karissamck What’s the problem? Fog don’t hurt glass.
@froggleston @vsbuffalo
Rushes out to print a giant “What would Rob Davey Do?” poster for the office.
@naupakaz So it’s not just me, right. Papers 3 is utter crap.
@vsbuffalo tell me about it. I use Papers but it’s still so subpar.
@minrk What’s going on in Zaragoza?
@CameronNeylon whenever my calendar is clear it's never really true!
@arfon Waiting another month before endorsing you and @whytewithawhy for
• Road tripping
• Caravanning
@arfon I hope that one day I get hired for general awesomeness and happy hour (I’m currently endorsed for both).
@arfon The R foundation meeting.
@arfon I'll be there in a few weeks!
@brookeborel not back till the 12th. Doing any book events in Europe this summer?
@brookeborel dammit. You're in town and I'm out of the country. 😥
@quominus Yes. We'll enjoy our $16 pint of beer as long as possible then call it an evening.
@kara_woo just don't stir the oxygen tanks. We all know how that ends.
@stefanbache Was that function your PR?
@partiallyd Try reaching @bradleyvoytek
@quominus
library(jammr)
give_up(oliver, never = T)
@quominus third time.
@quominus
you %>%
give_up(never = TRUE) %>%
let_down(never = TRUE)
desert(never = TRUE)
@quominus damn typos

@quominus
library(quick)
data %>% fullSpeedAhead pic.twitter.com/3OeSwczG9D
@quominus Finally, someone wrote the quick package. Glad to test it.
@NinaDiPrimio @TheTomatoSushi @IyerSangeetha How do I get in on this meetup??
@gdequeiroz @chrisalbon @peteskomoroch me too!
@JennyBryan @hadleywickham wow.
@naupakaz One day at the “what the hell were journals thinking?” museum there will be an entire wing on @phylorich’s #valueadded tag.
@kwbroman damn ok. Tell them we’ll be designing beamer presentations all night.
@kwbroman Just tell them you’re off to a LAN party with me, @JennyBryan and @hspter
@kwbroman Your kids are coming to JSM?
@phylorich Have you tried viewing it through ReadCube?
@hspter I’ll keep working on it.
@hspter I’m totally serious. I’ll even make slides and hold office hours.
@hspter My GIF workflow is very complicated these days. I’ll run a half day workshop at our JSM nerd house ™.
@earlconf thanks Angela!!
@earlconf thanks Liz!
@phylorich I had those questions coming up as I considered adding progress. Guess I'll wait. You're always several steps ahead. 🐴
@earlconf in case a spot opens up for London please let me know.
@noamross yay
@quominus jammr:::distract_oliver(quickly = TRUE)
@quominus I keep forgetting you’re a brit.
@quominus Might be fighting words but London > bean town.
@earlconf Too bad I missed the abstract deadline!
@kevin_ushey @rstudio @GaborCsardi \o/
@recology_ The exact spot is somewhere off of Roblar road if I recall correctly.
@recology_ I drove by those gorgeous rolling hills in Sonoma cty for 5 years.
@kevin_ushey Any chance @rstudio could support @GaborCsardi’s Crayon?
bit.ly/1FgDYv5
@eddelbuettel @hadleywickham Look at that beard!
shellen Did some verbal Slacking with a co-worker. That's where you don't type to someone a desk away from you & just use your voice, like an ape.
@opencpu made me think of you. twitter.com/ag_dubs/status…
@rdpeng Point Break 2: Bodi didn't really die at Bondi beach and I'm still an FBI agent.
@rdpeng first I was excited but so many questions.
a) where is Keanu???
b) why not point break 2
c) where is Keanu????
@tdhopper nice. I use the Alfred Symoji workflow for now. Might switch to this.
@hadleywickham If that’s the one you sponsor, then yeah.
@polesasunder @rOpenSci Yeah, sorry. It’s being combined with another package and I can give you an update in exactly a month.
@cdChristinaDiaz @hspter @kara_woo No, and you should definitely come. We have a good crew this year.
@JennyBryan They have a countdown timer! I’m so impressed. Forget all other useful functionality.
@treycausey oh absolutely.
@JennyBryan MTV Cribs ™
@JennyBryan Would you mind? Otherwise I can do it tomorrow.
@JennyBryan I haven’t booked a hotel yet and apparently all the official ones are gone. I’d be down to getting a giant stats house.
@hadleywickham What day during JSM is the RStudio party? I’m not planning to be there all week so I need to strategize.
@treycausey I am very excited to get into shenanigans with you.
@hspter We need a stats house, yo.
@hspter you already booked?
@ethanwhite If you just sign the TPS cover sheet and fax it to hr, it’s all smooth sailing from there.
@hspter Have you already booked your JSM hotel?
@jasonpriem @researchremix You should consider getting an @Impactstory account & link to it via an academic icon. bit.ly/1dvC0QF
@jasonpriem @researchremix I like the part with the waves.
@juretriglav yeah I drown in github notifications.
@treycausey and the results will shock you.
@hspter @oceankidbilly I've done this for a longtime.
@ChrisDiehl nice! I'd be down to sea kayak sometime.
@exoplaneteer there is hope but it takes time. I mostly unplug on weekends.
@fonnesbeck Awesome! I used to live in New Orleans. Crawfish boils were a lot less civilized.
@vicapow congrats dude!
gvwilson Looking for a 2-bedroom in Canterbury, Cambridge, Oxford, or similarly near London for Aug-Dec 2015 - all help appreciated. Thx.
@arnicas how hard is to to get by with only speaking English?
@arnicas your pictures are making me want to change some summer plans.
@JennyBryan i love ultimate frisbee. Wish we had some sort of league games here.
@anirvan Various trips that (mostly) keep me away till end of August.
Sad that this will be my last visit to the cheeseboard for a while.
@treycausey @arnicas I want to go to there.
@froggleston In the meantime can’t you just put Baxter on cat watch duty?
mrogati "The best minds of my generation are deleting commas from log files, and that makes me sad" -- @medriscoll (see also nytimes.com/2014/08/18/tec…)
@phylorich @RobFreckleton Ugh, you guys, they are adding value and choice. Y’all are so hard to please.
@quominus Sir, please step away from the keyboard.
@quominus @davidjayharris If it can also print tidy model results, call it broombox. @drob
@davidjayharris I would much prefer a roomba with a boombox attached to it.
@elitabaldridge @ethanwhite @kwbroman It’s self balancing & can correct itself when it hits stuff. Also has separate camera to look at floor
@ethanwhite @elitabaldridge @kwbroman It’s from Double Robotics.
bit.ly/1KnrWXp
@kwbroman We have a segway robot you can sign into (via a browser) and move around if you like.
Nobody mess with Robot Karl ™
@JennyBryan I still think the some praise should be totally unrelated (e..g “you look nice today!”) @quominus
@arfon Where is Force 2016?
@arnicas Oviedo.
@arnicas speaking of vacay I was looking for a quiet spot to write in Spain and found a airbnb review by you! Instant #win
@kwbroman Don’t forget to cite Chicken Chicken Chicken: Chicken Chicken. bit.ly/1egun0u
@kwbroman looking good Karl!
cboettig Great introduction to the awesomeness that is #rstats tools for modern NoSQL databases from @rOpenSci ropensci.org/blog/2015/05/2…
@vsbuffalo What does the fox say?
@ctitusbrown @ethanwhite this thread is actually an old Dilbert strip.
@quominus @recology_ @PeteHaitch DTL?
ken_mke I made a @plotlygraphs graph using a Rushmore-inspired color palette from @_inundata. What'd you ever do? geovisualist.com/2015/05/18/who…
Colorado is my second favorite state in the union. I'd move there in a heartbeat.
@quominus ros = rOpenSci
@recology_ @ReaderMeter I used to be one of the salmon!
@quominus curious to check it out. Doesn't seem like a hard problem off the bat and we've done it for some ros functions.
@recology_ you should come out again. We can do a group theme. :)
@treycausey I mostly do things alone. Not self conscious about it. Took a while to figure out eating alone at nice restaurant.
@CameronNeylon Congrats Cameron! Can’t wait to see what you do next.

@abigailamey I am also hanging out with one this week. Him and the baby have a mutually beneficial agreement. pic.twitter.com/TwqASVrcD0
@ramnath_vaidya Paging you: bit.ly/1JP6AyA
@drob That's so awesome!
@cpsievert How about imgur? The presentation _is_ mostly gifs. @hadleywickham

@ucfagls how about now? I did say freshly opened. It goes totally flat after a day of writing. pic.twitter.com/yncjN1Tb2a
@kwbroman @recology_ Make me supreme leader of CRAN and I will allow gifs for description.
Period still required at the end.
@tpoi And my university wonders why we don’t use their resources. Go figure.

@noamross freshly opened Field Notes. pic.twitter.com/ijtcHF63sJ
@noamross The basic Field Notes ™ brand after some use.
@romain_francois Happy birthday!
✨ 🐈 🎆 ✨ 🍻
@arfon omg yes please!

@quominus One does not always need gifs to communicate. pic.twitter.com/d5iCPoThQ5
@kwbroman Karl Broman: Hipster, Professor, Style Guru.

@kwbroman Just needs one more accessory. #useR2015 pic.twitter.com/f4JLT0pgqo
@kwbroman brb. Getting that monogrammed everywhere.
@eddelbuettel @hadleywickham
I already miss the old logo with its majestic bevels. 😢
Those were the good old days.
#rstatshipster
@eddelbuettel @hadleywickham R finally goes flat UI.
@KyleCranmer @profjsb @NYTScience buzzfee...never mind.

@karissamck don't mess with dat. pic.twitter.com/G2nS0Kdo6X
The last 3 minutes of the most recent Silicon Valley describes all of research software funded by @NSF
@hadleywickham @JennyBryan
WWHD
@gvwilson @ctitusbrown
3M social media intern: can we please just sponsor this Greg Wilson guy?
@kwbroman hilarious. Im reading all the issue conversations on my delayed flight.
"No food until daddy fixes this bug!"
@functiontelechy teh sad.
@functiontelechy you around tomorrow?
@functiontelechy @UCBIDS
Duuuude. When I'm outta town? 😥
@tjvision excellent to see you again. Let's disrupt dryad first before I tackle a new CLOCKSS for data repos. 😉
@rstudio Sensei Hadley.
@JennyBryan I'm sure you can write an algorithm to work through that insanity a lot faster.
tdhopper "A good mathematician can write algorithms that can churn through billions or trillions of data points and show where patterns emerge."
No.
@gvwilson @ctitusbrown I love your persistence!
@lincolnmullen @recology_ @rOpenSci yes a revolution!
@noamross Yes. It will restore to factory settings so you'll have to copy your library elsewhere & restore custom fonts after reset.
@noamross I can send you the fix later if you don't find it yourself. Just hopped on a wifi less plane.
@noamross yep. You have corrupted a system font. You'll have to restore fonts from your repair partition.
@nswigginton great to meet you too!
@BrunaLab I’ll share the report we put together at the end.
@BrunaLab Unfortunately not yet, just a small (~20 people) panel discussion.
@TeamNeem DM me or reach me via @ctitusbrown
My English friends have convinced me to watch W1A.
@skmorgane @lfliz @ethanwhite YO me the day she gets bored of it.

Very depressed about British politics after dinner with @lfliz and @RobFreckleton pic.twitter.com/dn1i4wlr38
@lfliz I'm so disappointed you haven't seen Frozen. My friends @ethanwhite & @skmorgane can vouch for how awesome it is.
@BrianNosek fire and sage across the street.
@recology_ Yeah me too.
@ethanwhite slides from Aaron.
bit.ly/1FgtNM9
@swcarpentry I would totally attend a carpentry carpentry. I’ve been meaning to learn.
@treycausey “Things @oceankidbilly likes” for $200
OOPS (Obscure Organisms in Pristine Sites) ecology - AE
ok, Aaron Ellison’s talk on reproducibility is the best I’ve heard in a long time. Will ask him to post slides.
Currently listening to the incredibly talented Aaron Ellison describe challenges with reproducibility in the field sciences.
@datacarpentry Anyone do real carpentry anymore? I work with data al the time but I also do real carpentry on the weekends — Aaron Ellison
@rgbkrk you also browse without Adblock/ublock?
@rgbkrk or pay 5 bucks for a third party app that never ever shows you sponsored tweets.
@lgatt0 we can finally meet!
@karissamck an app that tells you if someone else nearby is also watching the same Netflix/HBO show alone.
@tdhopper this happens to me a few times a year too. Who is this person describing the same problem in admirable detail...ah.