@barnicas It never ends.
@froggleston I sent you some via @abbycabs!

Best unexpected awesome evening with @vsbuffalo @biocrusoe @CieraReports! pic.twitter.com/nGfQESboEj
vsbuffalo @_inundata I got it back! Also "I'm doing a castle meet up soon" is the most badass thing I've ever heard.
@CieraReports just gave me a Gudatama egg. She is the best!
@vsbuffalo omg. Wtf. Bbq. Where is your Twitter?
ctitusbrown Lies! Statistics! rOpenSci! RT @_inundata: Being trolled by @ctitusbrown IRL. Fun times.
Being trolled by @ctitusbrown IRL. Fun times.
Missed my train. Feeling even more English.
Feeling very English today. Downing a few cheeky pints before catching a train back home.
@biocrusoe totally on the same page with you. 👍
Can someone do a @manwhohasitall but for researchers?
Discover new libraries to use in your software projects - bit.ly/1N0gTjv via @arfon #softciteucd
@hfmuehleisen @MonetDB Disappointed that the logo is not a bunch of water lilies.

@arfon hi! We can hear you! pic.twitter.com/HYCBwY6OWM
@ctitusbrown Totes. Glad you left out the hashtag.
#softciteucd folks, happy hour today at Sophia’s. 5ish. Bring friends.
@jenniferlin15 @gbilder Oops, wrong @CrossrefOrg
@jenniferlin15 “newly minted @Crossref”. Love the pun. @gbilder
@EduardSzoecs Sure, I’ll send you some. Just email us (info [at] ropensci) your address.
@_Sara_Varela I’ll definitely mail you some. Just send me your address over email.
@OSFramework quick question. How much do you pay @ctitusbrown to model your clothing line at events?
@blahah404 @noamross @ctitusbrown +1 See: bit.ly/1KKWKw2
@cboettig It’s still within 30 days of expiry. Owner can still salvage.
@froggleston ok. Send me Baxter’s address!
@cboettig This really did not have to be a pie chart. :/
@cboettig Oh the irony.
@kwbroman I don’t have your address. DM me?
@jebyrnes I can leave some with Davis people. Maybe Jay?
@RallidaeRule I’ll mail you some. I think I have your address from last time.

First batch of @rOpenSci’s new stickers on @djjmorgan’s laptop! Get yours at the Davis software citation workshop. pic.twitter.com/ESisJ21lzh
thosjleeper A useful tutorial, actually. "Git" xkcd.com/1597/
@TheAtavism Does it feel like this?
videobash.com/video_show/jis…
@sjackman Are you trying to R on vacation with your ipad when you left you laptop at home but now regret it?
@mafintosh @kennethrose82 ☹️ you’re never in Denmark when I visit.
@kennethrose82 are you in CPH the week of Nov 19th? If you’re around to hang, it will determine my airline choice (SAS). No worries if busy.
@jennifergardy my stupid tv must be broken because it has no @edyong209 in it. 😕
@minebocek @JennyBryan I am approaching the age where I find it comforting to be uncool.
Everyone, off my lawn!
@minebocek @JennyBryan don’t worry. I think all the kids have moved on to something new by now.
@treycausey @arnicas gross. Made me quite angry. 😡
If you’re an open science/open data person in the bay area, come by for @sfopendrinks on Nov 24th
bit.ly/1ScBHsq
@tdhopper @seanjtaylor +1 to @sanebox
@treycausey *quickly googles opsec* You’re quite right there Trey.
Somewhat excited to be speaking at the Section on Statistics in Defense and National Security at #JSM2016 w/ fellow nerds.
@JennyBryan @minebocek Last one to submit buys the first round after the session.
@quominus Maybe write one for a beginner crowd. Naive Baes?
@scheidegger we can commiserate over a beer in another 10 months!
@CieraReports Gudatama is now my spirit animal. A somewhat depressed and grumpy egg yolk.
@CieraReports I’ve been watching some videos. So bizarre.
@gdequeiroz Amazing and completely worth it.
@vsbuffalo @CieraReports are you kids in Davis tomorrow? Happy hour after work? Maybe Sophia’s?

@tracykteal @ethanwhite @gvwilson looks like Data Carpentry already exists in Japan. pic.twitter.com/P5ZkNx5dIg
@stephaniehicks @genetics_blog “hi, I’d like to add you to my network on LinkedIn” also works here.
@treycausey @arnicas @jakevdp my back hurts, twisted my ankle running and haven’t written a blogpost since ‘13.
@ctitusbrown /dev/null?
@ctitusbrown hackyfest sounds like a store brand hackathon.
@craigcitro You are a very kind!
@emckiernan13 “oh good god why did I agree to a conference call so early in the morning? Why does coffee take so long to make?” - me
@millerdl The back thing, not the gif. I am dropping that straight into my gif shredder.
@millerdl So far, amazing! Can’t wait ti try it out at work tomorrow.
@millerdl That is one of my few poorly thought out gifs.

@millerdl First impression: i.imgur.com/B2ZpNmO.gif
@seanjtaylor @ChrisDiehl me too. I actually watched that video this am and followed along!

Quite likely the most “I’m over 30 and stare at a computer all day” Kickstarter I’ve backed so far. pic.twitter.com/GafGSHYCy8
@kwbroman @JennyBryan
Trickle down reproducibility: scientists, open this gate! scientists, tear down this wall!"
@kwbroman @JennyBryan
Plenty of time to order those.
@kwbroman that too.
@kwbroman @JennyBryan Trying my best to fit our JSM section theme.
@kwbroman @JennyBryan My current working title “Reganomics and reproducibility: Grand challenges in a post cold war era.“
@JennyBryan Results will be discussed in the talk. Figures and code examples supporting said results will be displayed on a projected screen
@quominus Kurt is really just a bot.
arfon Come work with me on some insanely cool stuff: GitHub is hiring data scientists jobs.github.com/positions/6c11…
@tdhopper
“People under 30 whose tweets I enjoy more than Trey’s”
@tdhopper
“Best Data Science Hoppers under 30.”
@kwbroman Karl you are such a goody two shoes. Why can’t you wait till 11:59 like the rest of us?
@JennyBryan
@millerdl If you successfully push a substantial commit on United wifi, then yeah. #neverhappening
@kcranstn by design! It’s like my local Cheers. Norm just walked in. Often dogs outnumber people.

@kcranstn it’s quiet right now (stopping in for a post run beer) but we also have a fireplace. pic.twitter.com/k1hdms2L0X
@kcranstn my pub is like that! most people here just talk or read.
@JennyBryan I hope @polesasunder won’t mind me using #jennybryancoverband for this. Seems appropriate.
@JennyBryan Is that a #bryandog?
@JennyBryan OMG YES!
@groundwalkergmb Hey don’t scoop my work!
@JennyBryan Next time please give 30 days notice. I have a hard time dealing with change.
Conferences that ask for abstracts 1 year ahead of event. Really?
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod.
@JennyBryan Way to confuse the hell out of me with the new avatar. I was like where did Jenny go?
@captainkmac Yeah I could do Fri.
@quominus I hope that one day there is a bbq TLD. So one could have the OMG subdomain on WTF.
@quominus
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@captainkmac Want to grab lunch on Thursday?
@gdequeiroz Did somebody request dapper @hadleywickham?
done. 👍 bit.ly/1RzPl81
@hadleywickham I better update the website asap…already did!
@captainkmac When are you back in town? We need to get lunch and talk about various new developments.
@j_houg @treycausey Oh how I love the peep show.
@froggleston “Rob think a plastic bottle and a piece of bark are treats. Help me Karthik!”
@kwbroman Are you making fun of me for not being a morning person?
@opencpu @GaborCsardi @github That and no issues on deprecated repos. Read-only repo would be delightful.
@mafintosh It always reminds me of a Moray eel.
@JeffSpies
I found Asana to be too complex to be productive.
I was a long-time early user of Todoist before they became so bloated.
Thanks @nytimes for making me sadder first thing in the morning.
nyti.ms/1MgFxvu
@treycausey I am also the ‘squeaky wheel’ of my workplace.

alicebartlett somebody get me the chart police plz pic.twitter.com/z2qLagIG8x

@froggleston “so your friend in England, Baxter, is he also worried about the worldwide treat shortage?” pic.twitter.com/FCmZtRnBuq
@scheidegger nope. I do it too.

michael_nielsen How machine learning algorithms make predictions... pic.twitter.com/0c23CBo1uk
@joelgrus that’s exactly what I do. I’m more careful about accepting invitations that seem far away.
@jrmontag yeah. Annoys me that in 2015 a store prints 3 pieces of paper for small purchases.

kelliotttt if you thought $4 toast was ridiculous we now have $4 pond scum pic.twitter.com/cHPIhg3yh5
kevin_ushey new in the development version of testthat: easy unit testing of C++ code! kevinushey.github.io/blog/2015/10/2… #rstats
qhardy Uber, apparently planning to buy a two bedroom place in The Mission with off-street parking, raising $1 billion. nytimes.com/2015/10/24/bus…
Pinboard 2018: cloud computing collapses after it’s revealed that Azure, Google Cloud, iCloud and AWS were all being hosted on one another
@billymeinke @KathleenLuschek OMG! CAN’T WAIT!
@billymeinke wish I was doing happy hour with you and @KathleenLuschek
@pfinette @astrobiased Eli is the best!
@skmorgane I don’t venture that way much. Do you know @ethanwhite? he might know.

heathercmiller Carved something scary into pumpkin cc/ @jamesiry @databricks (office jackolantern) pic.twitter.com/sqiNaYGDQy
@WrightingApril @skmorgane You two seem like prime candidates for airport carpentry.
@gvwilson @tracykteal
@hadleywickham Those are my kids names!
@skmorgane I think @WrightingApril helped me name this #airportscience
@skmorgane :(
@millerdl
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@gdequeiroz aww!
@omearabrian I love your optimism!
@gdequeiroz @j_houg @drewconway 😍🐶
@j_houg @drewconway stupid Twitter. Won’t let me favorite this tweet more than once.
@wilbanks I saw the picture first. Thought it was more Hunger Games style.
@noamross @vsbuffalo Sounds like the kind of thing that someone who doesn’t use a real text editor would say.
@noamross @vsbuffalo Damn typos. I mean vsbuffalo is the real editor of my book on the awesome of vim.
@noamross @vsbuffalo Pleased to announce that the real Vince Buffalo is the editor of my new book. Of damn, poor Noam won’t see this. 😦
benhamner As anyone who's tried connecting a computer to a projector knows, we're far closer to solving AI than solving AV
@cloudera @josh_wills I like that @peteskomoroch is wearing an appropriate shirt for the event.
@ethanwhite add a few gifs, you’ve got a winner!

JeaneanThomas Dear teenage boy at the skate park... pic.twitter.com/78ry5esoTa
@drewconway alas no. Sick 😪 😫
@ethanwhite @noamross It definitely beats having an email thread over days for an issue that can be resolved in minutes.
@JennyBryan Not yet github.com/richfitz/remoj…
@noamross Don’t they get an email notification?
@thosjleeper yo dawg!
@quominus who made the strings as factors one?
victoriastodden NIH offers $230,000 prize for open data solutions nih.gov/news/health/oc…
@abestanway hilarious! You actually do that? I stick mine on an icepack.
SlackHQ Good work today, everyone.
And tomorrow will be even better.
🎈
@j_houg hi hi!
@rgfitzjohn I can’t believe the English haven’t invented silent crisps in silent packaging.
Noise cancelling crisps ™
@skmorgane That and airport bars.
@CameronNeylon Thought leading
@ctitusbrown OK I see why it’s a bad idea now. Thanks for the link.
@ctitusbrown K. I’ll read up on it.
@ctitusbrown Requiring it might not be the best way to go. Volunteering RN seems appropriate.
@kara_woo “ I have to subsidize my neighbors Tesla to move next to him just because he bought before me.“ 😱

joewalnes LOVE seeing terminal based tools that make good use of color for visualization.
github.com/p-e-w/ranwhen
by @p-e-w pic.twitter.com/djzfLifnTs
@LizNeeley I’ll take one of them corgis!
@earlconf @revodavid damn. Might have decided to come last minute but the academic rates are gone and regular ones are quite pricey.
@MattDowle Wish more of these were up in SF. :(
@ctitusbrown airbnb is a real world transaction. I prefer real names here!
@treycausey Word. @therealtreycausey
@RallidaeRule Have you asked your PI if they can cover the costs?
@millerdl pinchy
@tjvision evolution, psychology, sexuality and witchcraft sounds like a fantastic class to me. Where do I sign up?
@hadleywickham @AmeliaMN We need a new hashtag. #hadleylifehacks
@stefanbache @kennethrose82 you guys should just sword fight
bit.ly/1GKIKlt
kcranstn Really love the well-documented, friendly, open submission process for @rOpenSci github.com/ropensci/onboa…
@jrmontag the unmarking favorites bit makes me sad.
@jrmontag 😥

Hi my name is Karthik and I’m addicted to @FieldNotesBrand pic.twitter.com/SFB3kzAzTn
@soozaphone my favorite movie! Original of course
“I have a two body problem” - murderers and academics.

seanjtaylor What if your VPN and SSH connections weren't secure at all? freedom-to-tinker.com/blog/halderman… via @jugander pic.twitter.com/MqZ9XmJPL4
@oceankidbilly @tdhopper Needs a fancy name. Like Hopper Viewer 2000 ™
@millerdl my favorite band! Saw the live at the independent last year.
@Richvn Thank you!
@Richvn Trying to reach you. What’s your email?
@kwbroman How do you prepare them?
@JennyBryan @hadleywickham @xieyihui Definitely. Printed out a hard copy to re read.
@camille_codon @ctitusbrown How on earth is Davis cold enough for a Slanket ™? Dying here in Berkeley.
@groundwalkergmb conference?
Today is the most excellent day! Embargoed explanation in a few weeks!
carlystrasser @ctitusbrown *cough* uberfordata.org
@powersoffour great seeing you too!
@stefanvdwalt @davclark As long as he doesn’t wear some silly hat.
@stefanvdwalt Maybe we should do an actual BIDS tea someday.
“someone ought to train a neural net to translate papers into slides and posters”
- @functiontelechy
💯
waxpancake Condé Nast bought Pitchfork. nytimes.com/2015/10/14/bus… Read this while sipping your Peet's/Stumptown latte.
@millerdl yes
drwave In order to fix that bug I had to:
- have a good night’s sleep
- take a 2 hour hike
and then write one line of code.
@JennyBryan @treycausey I hope GItHub user NA and this man form a support group.
@katerererena same
gvwilson This is now possible: ebola.nextflu.org
@carlystrasser @chrismentzel y’all better snap up Tinder for grant making too. dot org, of course.
@JennyBryan @polesasunder Andrew, we can use some cheerleading down here in Berkeley.
@JennyBryan @CieraReports same.