
@darth The overnight brining led to some very salty cronch! 🥔 📈 pic.twitter.com/0XGv7L9K6a
@ekansa Install this tampermonkey script and they will all disappear once the call is launched.
gist.github.com/devonzuegel/66…
@fredbenenson Don Fred. May I handle the territories north of point conception? Plenty of proof that our business i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@willsmith If you need KA bread flour I can hook you up.
@JMOChicago @darth It’s an episode on The French Chef. Available on Amazon: amazon.com/French-Chef-Po…

@darth Brining purple potatoes and watching Julia Child’s episode on potatoes. Today is a very good day Darth. pic.twitter.com/WVRfbGdg2f
@rgfitzjohn Did you ever resolve this issue Rich?
Sorry for the late reply, just now getting to Twitter inbox zero.
@neuromusic @BWJones @JOSS_TheOJ We did that because it seemed tone deaf to pile on more review work when everyone… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@EricaJoy OMG I've been playing this game for a few weeks now.
@JasonWilliamsNY I’m sure you’ll make something creative with these ingredients.
@JasonWilliamsNY My friends at the Dole fruit company and King Arthur flour want to send you a care package in these tough times.
@JasonWilliamsNY Can you DM me your address?
@choldgraf Apparently there is a show on Netflix that addresses all these critical questions.
@cdibona That was amazing! Definitely making it this week.
@roseveleth Can’t wait to order a copy!
@obra Also the product video is really terrifying. What’s going on with the jackfruit?
@obra Pretty please post pics when this comes together.
@tnegrin @ReaderMeter Do it! It will bring you great joy. Bird photography is a very mindful activity. 🧘♂️
@anildash An old crow. I’ve named him Pete. I’ve been leaving small gifts for him these past two weeks and he’s my… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@nicholdav They have!

Today’s social distancing friends. Dozens of red-winged black birds enjoying spring weather. pic.twitter.com/PJdUWMeoij
@BWJones "Bryan hear me out. That grant budget has no line item for any treats."
@starsandrobots I also ordered my mask around the same time (having traveled in Asia two weeks before ordcamp). Nev… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@starsandrobots Wow. You were so on top of it even at ord.
@evolambert @webmz_ I still find the belt part very confusing. Are you going the extra mile to make the rest of us look bad?
@davidwhogg I’m so very sorry for your loss David.
@johnolilly I know a guy who knows a guy.
@DrShaena This is a trick question. All the good people stayed home.
@kyleniemeyer @katyhuff Yes, no, and same for my bourbon.
@hypatiadotca Damn. Things are getting more dystopian by the day. 😕
@BWJones @gnat @herf You should definitely go! It feels like a warm family gathering.
PS: Don't trust any of the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@willsmith Does she want my job? Please tell me where to send all my credentials and Google docs. 🙏
@cdibona @harper Looks, everyone needs some hope right now. Can't we dream about hanging out on a sandy beach somed… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@cdibona Also super cool that you consulted on Devs. I just started watching. They shot the whole thing around my old office at UCSC.
@cdibona @BigCatRescue Just saw the trailer last night. Gonna watch it tonight.

@harper Maybe switch up your wall art for your next geeks in space appearance. pic.twitter.com/Km2A2FlKc4
@cdibona Way to drop in the big cats reference.
@ReaderMeter you need one of these rigs
vm.tiktok.com/sxvcJQ/
@PeteTsai Cant wait for you to start board up reviews dot com. I can send some entries from SF (they are not so elegant).
@ECDonovan01 @BWJones So jealous!!! I really miss my gym and the outdoors.
@mbeisen Yup
@harper Plenty of exercise today so 8
mathowie someone on here said housebound techies making joke video backgrounds for Zoom is just middle-aged Tik Tok and I’ve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@BoozyBrain This kind of info is perfect right now🙂
@catallman I’m so sorry. 💔
@benoonbenoon In!
@webmz_ @ea_lenz @evolambert She was a research assistant in my lab 14ish years ago.
@webmz_ @ea_lenz @evolambert You know Beth??? How?
Why is everyone making me feel super old this week?
@arlenarlenarlen @obra Yup. Like 16 years ago.
@seanjtaylor Surprised that twitter DM beat iMessage.
@obra They have been for many days now. :/
@jennifergardy @harper I didn’t realize you know Harper. Small world eh.
@harper “If we meet our stretch goal, we will add over the air updates for future viruses.”
@harper Introducing the lightest N95 mask ever. Made from precision anodized aluminum. Comes with bluetooth to let… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@gnat Super regretting not purchasing that doomsday bunker in Otago 🙁

@wilbanks I read through the whole schedule. Now I’m exhausted. Calling it a day. pic.twitter.com/AVrLhf9RaK
@therriaultphd Meh
@djbaskin @elizeyaquate @ruthgracewong @CaseyNewton @AlbertDoesSales 🙏 gives me time to complete a costume. Surpri… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@djbaskin @elizeyaquate @ruthgracewong @CaseyNewton @AlbertDoesSales Can I work on a better submission and resubmit?
@DocPop @dpatil @Atul_Gawande @ASlavitt @DrShlain @vivek_murthy @bobkocher You’re good: twitter.com/hknightsf/stat…
@BoozyBrain Hey is it possible to make a quilt out of usb drives? I uh have a few lying around.

@neuromusic Justin please. Some of us are hard at work on critical stuff. pic.twitter.com/EK2yshJgD3
@obra I backed it while mostly asleep so I have no idea what switch types I chose (early one). What is the default?
@obra woke up to a calendar reminder for the Atreus. Backed!
@TexasVC My Dutch engineer confirmed this. SMH. 🤦♂️

@webmz_ @DrShaena Couldn’t get any work done at home so I made it to the office. pic.twitter.com/q7iCvbURQM
@ReaderMeter Only 6” for them because they are so tiny and adorable.

@webmz_ @DrShaena There is a lot more you can do. pic.twitter.com/h8XdCccY6u
@obra Can’t wait!
@djbaskin Can’t wait to gussy up my seat if I ever get to fly again!

Everyone's doing their best pic.twitter.com/RRCZOTkFDX

social distancing from the east bay. pic.twitter.com/mOjjDNSdRq
@LizNeeley @michaelhoffman @TripIt A couple of DC trips I have this month are canceled. I still have a tentative vi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@michaelhoffman @TripIt Is everyone's TripIt as empty as mine? I got nothing.
@epistemographer Huge thanks to your foundation and team for the email that was just sent out. 🙏
@obra This is how we find out keyboardio has a new ceo??
@earino Two of them now follow me down the street as I walk to work.
One of my many covid WFH goals is to befriend all the crows in my neighborhood. I've planned out a series of increa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@BoozyBrain 20 minutes with this tab open slowed down my face touching.
donttouchyaface.com
@karen_darlin Get out of my brain.
@floknoo @JOSS_TheOJ All of the editors live in the real world and are dealing with the pandemic. We didn’t shut d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

@wilbanks I met this derp face outside my grocery store. pic.twitter.com/2aflWB1tJK
@webmz_ Oh no Tesla!
Leave her in front of the laptop with this website: donttouchyaface.com
@BWJones @manorlaboratory Congrats Bryan!
@hypatiadotca I bought the movie last week because I have a feeling I’ll be watching it a few times. 😐

lindsay_crider 9 to 5 (WFH edition) pic.twitter.com/ne0jubrPgc
@EricaJoy WFH wfh.dialup.com from @djbaskin could be good for that.
@rklau Airtable really needs to hire you as their spokesperson.
@epistemographer @ctitusbrown @biocrusoe Have you seen @djbaskin’s WFH chat?
wfh.dialup.com
It would be c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@fredbenenson We bought a giant bag of flour last week and I thought, oh yay, I’m turning into Fred.
@phylogenomics The lighting is so gorgeous. <chef's-kiss>
shannonrwatts More than three dozen dogs at a doggie day care in Ohio posed for a photograph that looks like it was taken by a do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@gnat All normal so far. Traffic and bart are a bit light but bars and restaurants are as busy as ever.
This doesn’t auto delete tweets but you can enable another service (delete after x days) to do that and also have your searchable archive.
@rklau I run tweetnest (github.com/graulund/tweet…) on a small digital ocean instance. Auto archives all my tweets on… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@CreminsLab Quite surprisingly my university (UC Berkeley) is on top of this. All canceled travel will be reimburse… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@DrShaena Fred Frick used to be my office mate! Small world eh.
@sarah_guido hear hear!
People abuse this so much.
@chrismichel I’ll definitely be there for this one!
@ReaderMeter Did y’all shut down?
@willsmith @TexasVC @DocPop @TheSecretAlley *Shakes fist at body of water separating us*
@TexasVC 🌊👋
@EricaJoy Besides the usual (Slack, Zoom), I really like Tuple for pair programming/problem solving. I works reall… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@wilbanks The list at isitcanceledyet.com keeps getting longer.
@JasonWilliamsNY Jason stop tweeting frivolous puff pieces like this right now. Bandwidth on my yacht is limited.
@millerdl Full list: boredpanda.com/one-star-revie…
@CoralSci I fell in love with the WHO method a few years back and became a hand washing nerd. Im also cool like you dear friend!
@webmz_ I recommend adding a:
Dash of Chartreuse bitters
Sprig of rosemary
Garnish with a flaming lime
@obra It’s still a few blocks away from us.
twitter.com/sfchronicle/st…
@BWJones You are the only person I know who really understands this struggle bus which I ride once a week.
@abbycabs Abbypointingatthings dot tumblr dot com
@EricaJoy @starsandrobots I better stock up on usb drives and coat hangers.
@starsandrobots I have no idea. I’ll still end up doing all these activities at some point anyway. Just preparing f… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@starsandrobots I’ve ordered a ton of legos and board games. Also planning to upskill my whittling and juggling and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@obra @starsandrobots Happy to share our earthquake plan over a drink sometime!
TheDweck Whatever ends up happening with coronavirus, it’s gonna be a great year for canceling plans
@michaelhoffman Sort of. If your airline allows you to cancel and hold fare without a change fee then you can book… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@froggleston You need to work on your marketing Rob. Channel some inner Jason Williams.
Made from scratch with hon… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@BoozyBrain @rklau How expensive are astronaut helmets?
@rklau It would also make working in an open office plan somewhat bearable.
@JasonWilliamsNY Jason please. We are in the midst of a pandemic.
@djbaskin We have one planned for mid April (post tax day) but let’s see how things stand by then.
@dansinker We bought this a few months ago.
phonesoap.com/products/homes…
It’s getting daily use now.