@waldojaquith Quit bragging Waldo.
@MatToddChem This tweet is no good without pics of said bitey puppy.
@BWJones Mine was a little over a year ago. Flew back from Paris. I remember my Uber driver telling me there were 3… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@DrShaena There are a few spectacular off the beaten path trails that are not overrun. I’ll send you suggestions next week.
@HarmitMalik This is my super power!

@dpatil @jasoncwarner I have this on my desk right now! pic.twitter.com/FsEtoXS2t5
@mathowie This is my Friday night reminder twice a month as I wrap up work!
@strobist Pretty sure @BWJones can buy that Ferrari by charging a $9.99/mo subscription for his top quality reaction gifs.
@dansinker good lord.
@choldgraf and I'm reading Twitter indoors like an idiot. Taking all y'alls tweets outside. 🏞️🌳🌿🐦
@peteskomoroch @josh_wills Sorry, I realize this gif could also work for all the school board stuff which I wasn't talking about.
@criccomini @berndruecker Holy subtweet
@christinesunu Have you seen the snl skit?
@BWJones I've droned on about this to any 18F person I've met. I hope that this will improve before I retire. Othe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@borjasotomayor Fingers crossed for you! We hit 1B last week and I was able to get vaccinated.
@rklau @GavinNewsom @CADeptTech OMGGGGG
🤩🤩🤩🤩 ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@jimhester_ I looked up 10x programmer in the dictionary and just has your face on it Jim.
@hunterwalk Greatest life hack during the pandemic has been this Alfred script: github.com/lanewinfield/z…
mapped to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@AirbnbHelp There is no point. We wrote an exhaustive explanation, linked to clear violations of your own policy. Y… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@devonzuegel @Airbnb A recent host tried extortion in exchange for a positive review in a private message. I refuse… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@jessevondoom best professional friend.
@TexasVC Yes definitely! Got mine yesterday.
@RobLanfear 5. Not just a few forks of popular projects
6. Easy to understand README files explaining what the code does.
@five9a2 @choldgraf @Calendly Totally understand. If it's a committee meeting and I hit one of these overlaps I jus… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@cdibona ✔ Nightmares before the work week
@ryneches This is like Postdoc to fully tenured!
@five9a2 @choldgraf @Calendly When2meet/doodle have no write access to my calendar. If I can’t make a time, I don’t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@evolambert Good opportunity to use gooz choss
@choldgraf @Calendly Yes I'd recommend it.
In pre-pandemic days I restricted hour meetings to Thu/Fri. Now I allow… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@chrismichel @om @LeicaCameraUSA Wonderful portrait Om!
@djpardis @chrisalbon The house or Chris?
@jrmontag This would be an utter joy to have in Oakland too.
@thosjleeper Can't think of the last time I was at an in person conference talk and not back channeling with a dozen people on Slack.
@jiffyclub 🙄 come on Matt. Let me just enjoy one disaster at a time.
@BWJones Took a few times but omg mind blown.
@chrisalbon Feb 18th 2011 was the 4600th time Pardis left twitter.

@markus_eichhorn Books by the Foot (booksbythefoot.com) provides this as a service. 🤦
politico.com/news/magazine/… pic.twitter.com/cGaz6e63o3

@hunterwalk It's a long walk back when United bumps you from an overbooked flight. pic.twitter.com/KegXYdDkwj

@hunterwalk Wes Anderson would be deeply disappointed by his luggage. pic.twitter.com/Y8KnLGyRvW
@chrismentzel You doing a mileage run?
CSVConference Announcing our first csv,conf,v6 keynote: “From a spreadsheet to critical data infrastructure: Building the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@RocketToLulu Amazing! Also that plate is also amazing.
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@waldojaquith The list would be every single university that receives federal funding.
@obra I'm guessing waitlisted. Didn't get any confirmation.
@obra Thanks Jesse! I signed up.
@DrShaena Don’t we have a good six months of athleisure before we have to figure all this out again?
@craigcitro @AsiaCitroAuthor Got any good broccoli casserole recipes?
@LizNeeley Liz! Is this your smol?
@astro_kjell @ECDonovan01 @JeffSolin All those years of wearing space jammies finally paid off Jeff!
@dataandme @kwbroman @NadiehBremer @sxywu @datasketches Exact same reasoning in my head.
@peteskomoroch Otter ai
@chrisalbon @djpardis @therriaultphd @josh_wills @peteskomoroch PARDIS!

@strobist @BWJones Meeting footage pic.twitter.com/6qOuNk1Nbp
@atlasobscura @PetrieMuseEgypt @UCL_Culture @ucl Looks like a broken pottery power strip! Even has USB charging slots on the side.
@SCEdmunds Can you pick up a couple of these next time you head over the bay? Will be super useful for my next in p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@jessevondoom Guest judge: Exactly how hot is the glory hole?
Host: It's really hot. That's why they need 3 assista… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@BWJones @ECDonovan01 <Sexist bullshit in academia>
Cut that out of you’ll have to answer to Major Donovan.
@taylorterry @seanjtaylor It exists. Search for the gdoc markdown add on. It also exports formatted gdoc to markdown.
@webmz_ Waiting for Tesla to get on a call.
I can assure you I'm live here and a cat.
@mathowie Is that a feral hog? Not quite 30-50 but ok.
@chrismichel @shahselbe Sounds like a person I have a lot in common with!
@mekkaokereke Hot damn Mekka! Flex goals! 🙇♂️
@davidwhogg @davidhogg111 Both excellent people!
Miss you Hogg!
@cllantz Happy birthday LP!!! 🐶 🎉
@grant_mcdermott All the changes are positive. I use my iPad a lot more now than I used to before (not just for usi… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@indyfromspace @remarkablepaper I was very close to getting one but realized that pdf file management and zooming i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@chrisalbon Surely your partner has seen worse by now?
Abstract of the grant I submitted to NSF last week. twitter.com/OdedRechavi/st…
@MilesMcBain Someone stole the data tortellini package? Prepastarous
@chrismichel Good to hear this.
@dansinker Quite on brand for 2021
@obra Yep
@BWJones Don't click the buy it now button. It's the red one on the bottom right of the page.